- WE TV
- Brandon and Elle, post-sex box
It’s impossible to fathom the number of relationships that have dissolved because a couple’s sex life wasn’t mutually gratifying. I won’t say it’s definitely the reason your parents got divorced—but the chances are pretty good, bud. The good news/bad news is that the solution has been right in front of our stupid idiot faces the whole time: all couples have to do, see, is fuck in a box on a stage.
After 17 minutes and 29 seconds—elapsed for us, but not for the poor studio audience!—Elle and Brandon emerge from the box, looking vaguely like people who’ve just had sex, which is sort of gross. Then they plop their sex-slime-covered bodies down on a sofa and, surrounded by a noxious aura of sex smells, tell the panel the hot deets: Elle had an orgasm! She gives the sex a 7.9! And so Brandon and Elle’s marriage is saved or whatever.
