Things got complicated when my girlfriend’s mother made me shotgun weed smoke into her mouth.
Later that night, my girlfriend thanks me for being such a good host to her mother. We date for one more year.
Don’t notice her accent.
Don’t ask her about her home in the south of France or her great-uncle who raised gazelles in his bathtub.
Don’t expect to see her ever again.
Things got complicated when my girlfriend brought home a pocket pussy.
