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  • What’s next for Chuy? Mick and Ben prognosticate on Tuesday.

Having finally got it right with our recent electoral prognostications, Mick Dumke and I are ready to take our Carnac the Magnificent act to the next level when we show up for our First Tuesdays extravaganza at the Hideout.

Or, as the Notorious B.I.G. once put it: “I love it when you call me big poppa—throw your hands in the air, if you’se a true player . . . “

I will be offering stock tips—don’t buy Alibaba!

C’mon, President Preckwinkle, take a stand already!

If such a thing is possible.