QI have a dildo that I loooooove, and I was wondering if it’s safe for me to use it in both my ass and my cunt. I would clean it in between uses/orifices, of course, and it has a flared base, so it’s safe for anal play. Can I do this, or do I need to get separate toys for ass and cunt? —Ass/Cunt Timeshare

Don’t know if your dildo is made from a porous or nonporous material? Take a good whiff. “If it has an odor, especially one that lingers, that indicates a porous toy,” said Doumitt. And if the dildo you loooooove is porous, ACT, or if you’re not sure what it’s made of, your best course of action is to fall in loooooove with a brand-new dildo, i.e., throw away the one you’ve got, replace it with a 100 percent silicone dildo (also with a flared base, of course), and get to work on those holes.

A “Good-bye and good riddance, you cruel and psychotic piece of shit.”

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