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- But we promise we won’t let anyone touch your friend’s face with their filthy, clammy hands.
There’s one in every group of friends. The guy or girl about whom everyone asks, “Why are they single?” And you’re like, “I KNOW, RIGHT?” Hell, you’d date him, but that would probably annoy your boyfriend a bunch. And you’d try to set him up with your cousin, coworker, or that cute girl who makes your coffee in the morning, but you don’t want to be responsible for it being a fucking disaster.
So rack your brain, come up with a hot/smart/talented/kind/funny—and, most importantly, single—friend or two, and send their info (links to their social media profiles and their e-mail address, would be ideal) to valentines@chicagoreader.com.
